It’s true. I tried to impress this guy I liked last summer by doing all these flips and shit at one of those trampoline places. I mean yeah I got his attention, but I left the place with a nice broken ankle a few hundred dollar hospital bill. We talked for a few weeks after. Then we drifted. Then a month later I see him in a relationship on Facebook. Let me tell you, it’s not worth it! It wasn’t worth the months of rehab I had to go through or the months of watching on the side while my teammates swam every practice. I hated every second of it. So find someone who likes you for you so you’re not hurting yourself trying to get their attention. If they like me, then they will like the fact that I am a klutz and I can only go as far as jumping up and down on like a 2 year old on a trampoline. 
But the good thing I got out of it was a lesson that was definitely learned and an awesome story to tell my kids. So there’s that.

It’s true. I tried to impress this guy I liked last summer by doing all these flips and shit at one of those trampoline places. I mean yeah I got his attention, but I left the place with a nice broken ankle a few hundred dollar hospital bill. We talked for a few weeks after. Then we drifted. Then a month later I see him in a relationship on Facebook. Let me tell you, it’s not worth it! It wasn’t worth the months of rehab I had to go through or the months of watching on the side while my teammates swam every practice. I hated every second of it. So find someone who likes you for you so you’re not hurting yourself trying to get their attention. If they like me, then they will like the fact that I am a klutz and I can only go as far as jumping up and down on like a 2 year old on a trampoline.
But the good thing I got out of it was a lesson that was definitely learned and an awesome story to tell my kids. So there’s that.